
I crashed 2 years ago while riding my bike. The elbow didn’t look too happy but I refused to go to the local Christian Hospital. Lucky for me, Doctor Dostal a good friend of ours was in town.
I got anesthetized with Canadian Crown Royal whisky and Monica fixed me up. Thanks Mon, you ma Queen!
I called to the US distributor of Famous Grouse and was told Murray is gonna get a prize from them. Since they are on a budget all they have as promotional-give-away is a new US-made Saturn car.
Well I said, Master Murray just got rid of such a shitter, how about 3 bottles of 12 Year Old Grouse? Negative, it would blast up their budget …
And here we go again:
God, if Murray can’t have what he wants, let him want what he has.
And cheers!