Those blue candys get me up, don't they.
First after dinner ride this year. Now I can write a 2 in front of my total Km's.
M
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Stonecastle, Ohio - Saying that he became a slave to his penis when he was prescribed Viagra, Ohio resident John A. Wills filed suit today in Seabury County court against Pfizer Inc., the makers of the drug.
“These little blue diamonds are playing havoc with my thoughts” said Mr. Wills, a creamatory operator. “As I have got older, my wife is complaining about me and our personal sex things, so I saw my doc and he gave me this prescription for Viagra 100mg. Well, I have to admit they do work the way the instruction video says that’s for sure. Wow, is she happy.”
So why the lawsuit? “Well,” continued Wills, “you see it’s this way. I take a pill about 5 in the morning. The wife likes to start her day with ... well, you know ... a little fun. Then, about 7 or so, I go to work. It’s a 25-minute drive on a good day. And I have begun to have these kinda hot, day-dreaming periods as I am driving. Twice already I have almost hit a tree; and once I just about ran into a semi full of chickens.”
“ You see I am actually thinking about the great sex I have just had and now I can’t even focus on driving,” Wills continued. “This drug is taking my thinking abilities away from me and I am sure I am going to die. At least.”
Asked if he was also having problems driving with such a drug-induced obstruction, he replied, “Oh yea, I almost forgot about that part. I can’t seem to turn corners very well, and sometimes I can’t shift into reverse either.”
“Once I get to work, I have to be real careful for several hours,” related Mr. Wills, “it is almost noon sometimes before the drug wears off and I can even walk around, let alone start thinking about my job without showing a red face. The boss’s wife looks real suspicious at me some days, like I have a disease or something.”
"So my attorney brother-in-law says that I should be able to get some relief, that's his word, about this situation. At least that's what he thinks, and I agree with him," said Wills. "Why shouldn't they pay something. That's what I think too."
No one was available at Pfizer, Inc. for comment at this time.
M
While sitting outside and enjoying a fine coffee we saw this ship waiting to pass under the bridge of HWY 101.
Before the bridge opens, the sirens go off and tourists are always asking "what's happening?" Standard answer: THE GERMANS ARE COMING!
Lucky World War II is over ...
Happy Grousing to all
M
Just hired a legal worker that can climb safely any ladder. Now I have to show him how to do roofing ... for more click here
Just finnished my job. All snow got mowed away - now I am gonna put my "designed for women" shirt on and will be on da look for snow-white (Schneewittchen) in Old Town Bay Street.
Randy, stop playing around with your sex shooter now and bring Churchie Pigzilla over to our Hellfire. Let's start the party!
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He send them into Randy's trap
that we may know them by their grunting.
AMen
K&K, can't reach you via your hotmail address, it gets bounced. I give up!
Hotmails sucks. Get rid of them but keep da paint on da blog - ya? Saw this guitar strap at the bike shop. I like angels, especially nacked ones! I bet Kurt does too.
M da Devil
Timmy & me working on the rear wheel spoke nipples after taking it off the bike. The front wheel got red nipples already. I do the easy work, changing the nipples and Timmy gets to true the wheel. Trueing a wheel is art work. He does it since many many moons and best of all, he needs 1 eye only to do so!
M
Murray and Kurt, how does this snow blower make you feel?
I don't know what happen to Sepp but I am sure he's not biking in the Engadin. Well, at least I hope he is not ... Might be the reason why he's not posting. Hard to get interwebs (or what did Dubya call it?) connection under the snow probably.
M
I crashed 2 years ago while riding my bike. The elbow didn’t look too happy but I refused to go to the local Christian Hospital. Lucky for me, Doctor Dostal a good friend of ours was in town.
I got anesthetized with Canadian Crown Royal whisky and Monica fixed me up. Thanks Mon, you ma Queen!
Everybody has a cell phone. Everybody?
Yeaahh, everybody! Cell phones look great when screwed to the wall!
That's the way I like them.
Yeaaahhhh, this is THE solution! No more flats, never have to true a wheel anymore. Saves on gas and tires.
Hey, do NOT click on this picture. You've been warned!
M
Vrroooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmurray, no Angel here as everybody can see. Looks more like a Devil faaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrt.