Luog luog Sepp! Scho widar as Kunschtschtück! I träga dini Schkulpture uf minam Ruka. Gäll nit schlächt. Hät mier dar Men bibrocht.
I trained this deer to carry Sepp's sculpture. How? Give it first a Grouse on Ice ... a Famous Grouse on Ice of course!
Kai Fotimontasch, do dar Bewiis.
No Photoshop, here the evidence.
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