Now, Mr. Werro -
Very funny. Nice Ass.
For future posts, we'll take a pass.
I've seen before a Swiss Army knife-
But your Swiss Exposure scared my wife!
So, if you must take a ShitStrong,
Wipe fast with this, and don't take long,
Pull up those boxers, or do you wear briefs?
I really don't want to know anyway,
That's a secret you can keep!
Cheers,
NewfieGrouse
PS. The rolls also come in Cheney as well, but just like the Bush rolls, they're already full of shit as soon as you get them.