Reverend Ron arrived in a small town to a sermon. Wanting to post a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Ron thanked him and said, 'If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven.'
The boy replied, 'I don't think I'll be there... You don't even know your way to the post office.'
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