Randy send the trap. I can't get rid of these Jesus Freaks.
Hey, don't we all like the appearing of Jesus on this postcard ...
i ride cars ...
Another project and quite different this time. It seems like in Florence Oregon cars are permitted to park in Bike Lanes!
Take a look at this new BLOG, it's called Florence Bike Lane Parking. You can reach it any time by clicking on the CD on the top left of this blog or at the bottom on "Florence Oregon Bike Lane Parking"
M
Those Little Blue Pills have governments "economic stimulus packages" running out of control! Want stimulus? How 'bout some good ol' alchemy... copper to silver, then to gold? Come to my lab... we'll turn your pennies into riches!
Those blue candys get me up, don't they.
First after dinner ride this year. Now I can write a 2 in front of my total Km's.
M
Stonecastle, Ohio - Saying that he became a slave to his penis when he was prescribed Viagra, Ohio resident John A. Wills filed suit today in Seabury County court against Pfizer Inc., the makers of the drug.
“These little blue diamonds are playing havoc with my thoughts” said Mr. Wills, a creamatory operator. “As I have got older, my wife is complaining about me and our personal sex things, so I saw my doc and he gave me this prescription for Viagra 100mg. Well, I have to admit they do work the way the instruction video says that’s for sure. Wow, is she happy.”
So why the lawsuit? “Well,” continued Wills, “you see it’s this way. I take a pill about 5 in the morning. The wife likes to start her day with ... well, you know ... a little fun. Then, about 7 or so, I go to work. It’s a 25-minute drive on a good day. And I have begun to have these kinda hot, day-dreaming periods as I am driving. Twice already I have almost hit a tree; and once I just about ran into a semi full of chickens.”
“ You see I am actually thinking about the great sex I have just had and now I can’t even focus on driving,” Wills continued. “This drug is taking my thinking abilities away from me and I am sure I am going to die. At least.”
Asked if he was also having problems driving with such a drug-induced obstruction, he replied, “Oh yea, I almost forgot about that part. I can’t seem to turn corners very well, and sometimes I can’t shift into reverse either.”
“Once I get to work, I have to be real careful for several hours,” related Mr. Wills, “it is almost noon sometimes before the drug wears off and I can even walk around, let alone start thinking about my job without showing a red face. The boss’s wife looks real suspicious at me some days, like I have a disease or something.”
"So my attorney brother-in-law says that I should be able to get some relief, that's his word, about this situation. At least that's what he thinks, and I agree with him," said Wills. "Why shouldn't they pay something. That's what I think too."
No one was available at Pfizer, Inc. for comment at this time.
M
While sitting outside and enjoying a fine coffee we saw this ship waiting to pass under the bridge of HWY 101.
Before the bridge opens, the sirens go off and tourists are always asking "what's happening?" Standard answer: THE GERMANS ARE COMING!
Lucky World War II is over ...
Happy Grousing to all
M
I ain't no Clapton... or no Monty Python...
First day of the year on the bike. Thanks, Jens, for the kind offer... while would love to try the Snow Grouse, you can see I have a Famous Second Chin from the Famous Grouse warming my long winter nights!
Cheers,
SpringFeverGrouse
Good to see our Bitcho sittin' back a la dolce vita while the KKlaptons and I are snow blowin' and Jens is on da mend... life's rufff, eh Bitcho! Jens, send over some of the SnowGrouse if you have lots; I can't get that stuff here in NewfieLand. That bottle would look groovy in my Natural Backyard Cooler. Men's Corona may be gettin' warm in the sweltering heat of Oregon, yet my Corona is nice and chilled ... then again ... those Corona bottles are so tiny the beer never gets a chance to get warm around me, especially for the first BBQ of the year. Randy - send us PigZilla; we'll make sausages with the snowblower!
