Teachersus oldschoolhesoneofum is a rare species of primitive Homo sapiens found in Northeastern Canada. This breed of beast still likes to impart wisdom upon his minions with the primitive act of pressing calcium carbonate rods to a vertical flat green surface. Using the carbonate mineral, such a surface may be written upon, erased, and re-used 10-20 times per hour, depending upon the angst of the Teachersus and the amount of pain and suffering the minions require.Yet yesterday, it was learned, that the Teachersus oldschoolhesoneofum is on the endangered species list, as the vertical flat green surfaces are being irradicated from his environment. While the species is showing some resistance to this apparently senseless act of cruelty and violence to his ecological niche, apparently he is going to have to adapt if he is to survive.
We will watch this situation as it develops...
Reporting from NewfieGrouseLand Canada,
Mmmmmmsus Parkus