Yet yesterday, it was learned, that the Teachersus oldschoolhesoneofum is on the endangered species list, as the vertical flat green surfaces are being irradicated from his environment. While the species is showing some resistance to this apparently senseless act of cruelty and violence to his ecological niche, apparently he is going to have to adapt if he is to survive.
We will watch this situation as it develops...
Reporting from NewfieGrouseLand Canada,
Mmmmmmsus Parkus