'TWAS Bush's policies and Wall Street's greed that forced K&K's retirements to bleed.
With money being tight and Kathy needs a tree,
Kurt reluctantly moans, "I guess that would be me."
And so, eleven days before Christmas,'twas friggin' nineteen below,
when the wifey exclaimed, "Rotate slowly so I can string thee to glow."
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL--get the damn picture taken--my left armpit is on fire!!!--and TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!"
K & K