Sorry to say we only speak bad high-school french 'round here except when we're: 1) sipping with the Grouse (she's such a tart), 2) trying to sound pretentious, or 3) trying to do both 1) and 2) above at once. But it's all good. Maybe if you care to learn some french these ladies can help you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhKpEZ4N_VU
