We get by with a little help from our friends

Where did that Neanderthaler go? Hmmm, can't see him ...

Jens, nice KLEIN bike!

If you need a Famous Grouse bottle holder on your Klein Reve talk to Murray, he is our expert. Speaking of the Famous Grouse expert: Murray, since I drink this famous stuff I am getting hair everywhere. Any ideas how to to solve that problem? Can you mix me a magic organic chemistry drink?

Grüße Jens

You're DEFINITELY NOT Canadian!

Nice try, Mr. Maple Leaf Wannabe; a Canuck would be smart enough to at least put a ski or a tire in the front fork!
You ain't no Canadian... You look more like a Republican from Texas to me... you're not wearing a lid and you've obviously banged your Cro-Magnon head many times!

who are you?

who invited you? get off our blog you gorilla!

NA NOT SOUTH

WHO IN THE HECK CAN'T RIDE IN THE SNOW? U R NOT A REAL CANADIAN

! FLY SOUTH !

Murray, fly-on south and bring that red shovel with ya. I need someone who's getting all those leaves off my trails!
Note: if this picture looks a little fuzzy it's because you had too much of that flying bird! My pictures are always perfect ...

Canadian Gothic vs. American Gothic

Snowfall amount = 40cm
Rainfall Amount = 10mm
Snowblower Hours = 4hr
Cycling Mileage = 0.0km
Forecasted Famous Grouse Use = 15 to 26 oz

CHEERS!
Flying South Soon (or never will get to cycle again) Grouse

from the blooming Bush to the Famous Grouse

Ahhhhh, what a great feeling to leave the blooming Bush behind and be back with the biking Grouse! Murray told me to keep the Famous Grouse in the freezer but what good does a Grouse in the freezer while you are biking? 
I found THE SOLUTION, the perfect fitting solution ...

no matter what bike I ride...

And eh Sepp, I don't have to bike 88Km to get a sip (Schluck) ... Now I am wondering what kinda beer will fit so well?

Bike is apart

Ma wife calls certain people "blooming idiots". I call this a blooming Bush - what's the difference ...
Yo Murray, this shot was taken a couple days ago. No ice or snow shuffeling here but had already to mow twice this spring. Just relax, it's raining now and there's no riding in these conditions.
Bike is apart anyway. It needs a new cassette, chain and new chain rings. 0.2Km so far for you -  guess you don't have all those problems.
Cheers to all, have fun!
SpacerHead

Pékin 2008

sticky fingers can't keep up his pants

I want to fuck the whole world.
In his rare public appearances he is assisted by Dick Cheney, who conceals himself under a podium so he can stick his hand up Bush's ass and use him as a ventriloquist's dummy. This makes it much easier for poor Georgie who just isn't made for difficult presidential duties like "readin'" and "writin'" and "listenin".

Answer to Conspiracy Theory #3

Yep Murray, our Georgie likes slick rich oilmen. No Bushit! Don't you know that up in Canada?

To everybody:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS
YOU ARE NOT THE PRESIDENT!

Conspiracy Theory #3

Read the Yellow Print @ Theory #2... are Bush and the Oilmen that close?
Yup.... they always say... follow the money...

M

Drink a seat - eat a beer

Hi Sepp, you must bike 88Km for a beer. Look at me, I eat every day my seat without a beer!
An guota - Bon Appétit