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Monday, January 19, 2009

Murray & Jens au bi Eu wirds wider a mol wärmer

Ab aufs Bike sobald es wärmer wird, weg aus dem Spinning Raum.
In der Sonne war es recht angenehm warm, einfach spitze.
Im übrigen haben auch wir in den Bergen auch Seen.

Trimmis Walensee und zurück 75 Km.
Auf das, dass die 5'000 km geknackt werden.
Gruss
Sepp

Happy Birthday Men

All of the world lucks to Florence (America).
The best wishes from Germany.




Ein "HOCH" auf das Geburtstagskind von Grit,
mit leckeren Kuchen.



Ein "JIPIJE" auf das Geburtstagskind von Jens,
mit einem Eis - Schrank voller Bier.



Ein "PROST" auf das Geburtstagskind von Jessica,

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Swiss-Air Fix

I found the solution. No loud take-offs anymore - hallelujah!

Grouse IceRink Lesson #5

Most important lesson: STAY WARM AND COZY!


I want to be like Don CondoM


I wanna be like Tuxy the Cat

Grouse IceRink Lesson #4

Murray, I think it's time now to use your Hockey Stick inside the house. Call it da Grouse Ice Rink Lesson #4

Cheers
the other M

Grouse IceRink Lesson #3



Even if you now have good ice (I was out putting a glaze on last night @1AM), it's CRAZY to play hockey in -25C with the windchill! -12C here this AM; our high for the day. Expect -13C and winchills to be in the -20 to -30 range all day. Speaks for around zero tomorrow... watch for skates then!
Cheers,
M

My second trip this year

A visit to the bike store in my city.
Mal schnell dem Fahrradladen in meiner Stadt einen Besuch abgestattet.


Men, you know the Triathlon bike in the background?
Ich traute meinen Augen nicht, Men wie kommt unser bicycle in das Schaufenster hier?



Men, you view on my port, unpleasing!
Men, kaum zu vergleichen mit Deinem harport.



On the way return I drive again by the shit snow (mud)
Auf dem Rückweg muss ich wieder durch den Schnee - Matsch fahren, Scheiße nochmal!!!



But, arrived at home I drink a cup hot swiss chocolate. Super delicious!
Und als Abschluss gibt es eine leckere Tasse heißen Kakao. Natürlich den Schweizer Cocoa!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Calanda Bräu Beer Ad

Made of pure mountain spring water - no f...... piss included!

another HoloHolo

Trail Holoholo - what a pleasant day!

Mirror flat Lake but still to cold for a swimoholo

... one of the Grousers in his riding trousers ...


I don't know why Sepp's bike is always in this position but let me tell ya, you ain't going far that way!

HipaHipa

Grouse Ice Lesson, #2



The biggest lesson in ice making: Be Patient. The very chilly temps below -10 Celsius came today (just check the Famous Weather page.) This ain't Hawaii, that's for sure. -13 tonight and tomorrow, so look out... The Grouse Ice is going to be ... GREAT!
Cheers,
IcyGrouse

Friday, January 16, 2009

with LOVE from Don

Holy sisters, holy brothers

this is Don Condo writing.


As I rode by your display today I was a bit surprised. Aren't you the people that are against Birth Control? Why don't you make sure that your friggn' kids don't get pregnant with 15? Don't know how cause their brain is in theirs pants? Watch this movie below, it was voted best commerical in Europe.

Tell your kids it's Done with CondoM

Don't pray - use condoms!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

ArrowHead Beer Ad

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M

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M

real winter


Ich verfluche den Winter.
I curse the Winter
But a "schafkopf" round in the snow is perfect.
Aber eine - Skat Runde" im Schnee mit meinen famous grouse freunden wäre perfekt.

Vorsicht vor Sturzgefahr im Winter.
Danger, outdoor is smooth. Not fall.



Randy apologize. For you as a small present. I can´t send, because it melts quickly.

the ice maker Jens