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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Zurück aus dem Winterschlaf

Meine erste Überquerung ging fast in die Hosen, aber wenn schon nicht mit dem Grind durch die Wand,
dann halt mit den kurzen Hosen durch den Schnee, um die Eier frisch zu halten.
Es Grüsst der Osterhase.


Sunday, April 12, 2009

The luck is almost back


My first vacation at the reha.
And also my first trip.
The cheesecake was very delicious.
And I am super happy.

The sunny child`s from Germany

Saturday, April 11, 2009

iRide2


No Tofu today but iRide2 Murray.
The harbor is just a couple minutes away from home. I went for a 60 min misty ride, just look at my cheap man's carhartt pants.

Newfoundland Weather




Not wet here... but cold enough to freeze the nuts off of a brass monkey... -6 Celsius with the wind chill when I went out this AM... iceberg on the horizon. This is Middle Cove, one of my favourite stops, only 20min from home. The hill that leads up to this lookout is great for ripping your legs off... or, if you don't have several layers on, the brass comes off. I've got three layers on top and bottom from head to toe... even have two pairs of neoprene booties on!
Brrrr!
SubZeroGrouse

Weather in Florence

The rain, like any preacher, does not know when to leave off.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Choose Your Poison

We can say "dry erase"... even worse, we can smell 'em...
Have had a stay of execution... chalkboard's not gone until Easter Holidays are over... a week of sniffin' dry erase markers at home, and I'll be ready for the latest White(board) Shit.

Cheers,
YummmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmm

Tofu Woman wants Tofu only, c'mon

To all dirty minded, sinny thinking people: go to church and get forgiven!

A-Men

LV2FU? Me Too!


We have new plates... but the same attitude as the Invasive Suisse Alien!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Men's answer to Tofu plate


I love tofu too?

Woman's tofu license plate curdles in Colorado


DENVER - A Colorado woman's love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials. Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's license plate. Her suggestion for the plate: "ILVTOFU." But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.

I LOVE TO FUCK U - is this what it means?

M

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

calcium carbonate stick sucker


US of A's, ever heard of this teaching teacher species? Harmless?

Not so harmless according to O-sama Ben BuSh. Wanted? Well, only if he comes with lots of Grouse. Chances of that are pretty good eh!

Later
Invasive Alien

Get it While It's ... Cold!


The last bit o' snow to melt off of my front lawn... as you can see, the yellowed grass is still waiting for some warmth to dry the soil and truly get growing. C'mon Newfie Spring and Summer: It's the best three days of the year before Autumn begins!
Cheers,
MeltingMmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Mmmmmmus Parkus, can we say 'dry erase boards'??

Don't dispair! You can suck on the revered calcium carbonate sticks to relieve the indigestion caused by the forced changes...YUMMY!!!!!
K&K

Dinosaur and 20th Century Artifact, Part 2

Teachersus oldschoolhesoneofum is a rare species of primitive Homo sapiens found in Northeastern Canada. This breed of beast still likes to impart wisdom upon his minions with the primitive act of pressing calcium carbonate rods to a vertical flat green surface. Using the carbonate mineral, such a surface may be written upon, erased, and re-used 10-20 times per hour, depending upon the angst of the Teachersus and the amount of pain and suffering the minions require.

Yet yesterday, it was learned, that the Teachersus oldschoolhesoneofum is on the endangered species list, as the vertical flat green surfaces are being irradicated from his environment. While the species is showing some resistance to this apparently senseless act of cruelty and violence to his ecological niche, apparently he is going to have to adapt if he is to survive.

We will watch this situation as it develops...

Reporting from NewfieGrouseLand Canada,
Mmmmmmsus Parkus

Dinosaur and 20th century artifact


Redbreastedpastywhitelegasaurus with a Davidson.
K&K

Monday, April 6, 2009

Invasive species


Invasive species tend to be highly competitive, highly adaptive and highly successful at retiring early. They also like to live strong, shit strong and eat ice cream. They make fun of local inbreds, churchies and religious wrongs. Furthermore, they talk funny and seem to understand that putting up with BlogFriends makes life way more fun.

In Grouse we trust 

M

Life's a Beach!


Ever hear of "Invasive Alien Species"?...
... I think this one is Suisse!
No worries, Oregon... he's Mostly Harmless.
Cheers,
NewfieBeachGrouse!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

to much biking maaaaaannnn

move your mouse over this picture

Better Living by skipping Church!


Share the Beach


There's enough sand for everybody here.


A real biker never shaves ...


on the way home 

SUN - DAY - RIDE

Some freaks were already swimming

Oregon deer don't eat cones. Why? Cause they are not from Colorado ...

M

Better Living Thru Chemistry, #2











Don't go eating those Cheesies or (yummy, salty, greasy) Corn Twists... you're better off if you take 'em into the woods on a hike or MTB ride in case you get lost and cold, and need a fuel to start a fire... @500 Cal for a 85g bag and enough fat to get you through your day, this stuff could be refined by the W Devil Club and sold as oil!

Cheers,

ChemMmmmmmm

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Blue Ocean Beach Sky


K&K, leave RedNecked RightWinged ReligionWrong Colorado and come to the Coast! We got some Bike Lane Parkers (not Murray P.) here but I bet we can "heal" them.

Asta La Rasta

Winter?


Winter? Ain't no winter here on da Coast maaaaaaaaaaann!

 

M

April fooled, again!


COLORADO spring is mixed up this year--it came in
March. Back to winter!






Looks like polished agates. Almost fell on my behind
trying to get 45 ft. to the backyard
for the crabapple shot.
K*K

March 09 Photo Show


Click here for a 3 the page photo show of March 2009. Once you get the, move your mouse over Famous Photos 2009, then click on March 

M

Friday, April 3, 2009

Bike Km March 09

Chimp says:
These Canadian winters are bad for my chin(s). Do I really have a double chin?


Men 506 Km - total 2011 Km

K&K: Walks 170.6Km--total 538.6Km. Rides 169.0Km--total 586.2Km. We can always walk on ice--carefully!

Murray: 12km. Yup. 12 Friggin' stinkin kilometers on the bike. Or a dozen fine Canadian beers. You choose!

Rasta maaaaaaann


K&K, what's with your monthly Km? Do I have to eat now your Rastafarian psychedelic  skewers to see them posted ... 

M

I got in trouble


more fresh shots from our yard WITH OUR CHIEF, sorry BOSS - I didn't mean it ...

 

M

Spring can't be far (3)






fresh shots from our yard 

M

Spring can't be far (2)





fresh shots from our yard 

M

Spring can't be far (1)

 



fresh shots from our yard

M